*sigh* the grass is always greener...

Forced to spend a day at the 'rents place cuz I broke the car (story of my life)... I sit and watch the cell and hope for a txt to save me and give me an excuse to escape.
Finally a txt... from my Alberta friends. Doesn't it just seem that way, they want you here when I'm away, yet stay away when I'm around the corner.

On a side note.. the first questions anyone ever asks when a device is broken is "did you plug it in?".... "did you turn it on?" ... and yet it's still not difficult to find someone who forgets to do one of the two and then you stress out trying to find the problem.

I will go back to my waiting now, maybe someone will txt me for hang outs today...

New to this Blogger thing.

First order of business is the elude to the fact that most people who know me, are not aware of the fact that an amazing television series entitled CALIFORNICATION exists. This series is down right rude and hillarious and I envy the bluntless of the characters and frequent reference to sex. Asshole type tendancies in characters such as HOUSE amuse me and I believe my recent phenomenon of making fun of my own lifes downfalls and meaningless events in an exaggerated way can be somewhat amusing to persons other than myself.

With this said, this is a blog of my own thoughts and exaggerated opinions. Anything I write here is fully up for discussion but is not written for you to belittle me or judge me. Read at your own risk.

If you are a senstive person that cries often without the influence of alcohol, you may want to reconsider reading future posts, as I will not apoligize for anything I write here. Thanks in advance. -B!