Wow, when my mother told me I could stay with her ex-bf, I thought that was a bit awkward, but whatever., he seemed like a nice enough guy. I guess the emo haircut at the age of 60 coulda gave it away if my gay-dar wasn't so unbelievably off. I did realize however, that when I don't personally know a person... I like to snoop... and so when he went out, I looked through his cds and such, coming across gay porn. I guess putting that together with the naked statue of an indian jacking off and the male ass with bday wishes postcard attached to his wall, I shoulda caught on. But no, not I, I shrugged it off thining "to each their own, Sophie wanted to watch gay porn once as a joke, maybe it's the same type of thing".
But when my mother called today saying he had sent her an email telling her we spent the day together, he ased what I thought of him... and I hesitated for a second before asking "hey mom, have you ever considered that maybe, you're ex boyfriend, maybe, kinda, might be gay?", to which my mom said "but he is gay" in such a way that it had been so obvious. Right, My moms ex boyfriend... you didn't consider your mom's ex was gay? WTF! But really, leave it to my mom to fall in love with a gay guy! *sigh* where's Soph and her gay-dar when I need it?
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